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DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
« on: June 23, 2010, 02:42:14 AM »


 Three  women die together in an accident 
 And go to heaven.

 When  they get there, St. Peter says, 
 'We only have one rule here in  heaven:
 Don't  step on the ducks!'

 So they enter heaven, and sure enough,   
 There are ducks all over the place.
 It is  almost impossible not to step on a duck, 
 And although they try their best  to avoid them, 
 The first woman accidentally steps on one. 

 Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. 
 St.  Peter chains them together and says, 
 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to 
 Spend  eternity chained to this ugly man!' 
 
 The  next day, 
 The second woman steps accidentally on a duck 
 And along comes St. Peter Who doesn't miss a thing.
 With him is another extremely ugly man
 He chains them together 
 With the same admonishment as for the first woman.

 The third woman has observed all this and,
  Not  wanting to be chained
 For all eternity to an ugly man, is very, 
 VERY careful where she  steps.

 She manages to go months 
 Without stepping on any ducks, 
 But 
 One day St.Peter comes up to her 
 With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on 
 .... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. 
 

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

 The happy woman says, 
 'I wonder what I did to deserve being 
 Chained to you for all of eternity?'

 The guy says, 
 'I don't know about you, 
 But I stepped on a Duck.
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Re: DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 01:59:11 PM »

Yikes, please be more careful with the subject line. I had to check my pulse, and fortunately I am technically still alive.  :o


Good joke, though.
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Re: DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2010, 09:00:58 PM »

The R version is much better but this still works :)
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Re: DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2010, 09:54:08 PM »

clasic!
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